Largest Retail Industry: 129thHighest Disposable Incomes: 154thMost Devout: 166th
The Islamic Emirate of
Corporate Police State
ستره بريا
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Afghanystan

Population11.767 billion

CapitalKabul
LeaderMost Supreme Commander Haibatullah Manan
FaithSunni Islam

CurrencyAfghani
AnimalMarkhor

The Islamic Emirate of Afghanystan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Most Supreme Commander Haibatullah Manan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.767 billion Afghans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Afghan economy, worth a remarkable 5,969 trillion Afghanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 507,329 Afghanis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,924,782 per year while the poor average 92,828, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, and life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Afghanystan's national animal is the Markhor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Afghanystan is ranked 12,887th in the world and 2nd in Afghanistan for Most Stationary, with 1,955.3547555166 days.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 129thHighest Disposable Incomes: 154thMost Devout: 166thMost Patriotic: 178thMost Corrupt Governments: 190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 288thFattest Citizens: 299thLargest Insurance Industry: 359thMost Avoided: 407thHighest Average Incomes: 422ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 428thMost Efficient Economies: 434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 435thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 517thLargest Mining Sector: 654thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 711thLargest Information Technology Sector: 746thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 762ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,008thRudest Citizens: 1,190thMost Armed: 1,265thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,398thSmartest Citizens: 1,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,631stLargest Governments: 1,646thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,726thHighest Economic Output: 2,408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,495thTop
5%
Most Cultured: 3,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,637thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,504thLargest Black Market: 5,741stLowest Crime Rates: 6,651stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,218thMost Stationary: 12,887thMost Influential: 14,109thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,841stTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 19,331stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,198thMost Conservative: 22,792ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,812th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Afghanystan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, 90% of active duty AAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Afghanystan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, most citizens in Afghanystan are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.

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