Most Primitive: 189thMost Ignorant Citizens: 443rdMost Avoided: 1,156th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
United We Stand, Divided We Fall
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Aeshmadeva Land

Population27.118 billion

CapitalDelve
LeaderPresident Aesh
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalCamel

The Republic of Aeshmadeva Land is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Aesh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.118 billion citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delve. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aeshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,215 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,691 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aeshmadeva Land's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Aeshmadeva Land is ranked 275,192nd in the world and 9,271st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 8.98751508132 days.

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Most Primitive: 189thMost Ignorant Citizens: 443rdMost Avoided: 1,156thHighest Crime Rates: 1,817thLargest Black Market: 2,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,127thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,573rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,980thLargest Populations: 6,104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,642ndMost Authoritarian: 7,964thHighest Economic Output: 10,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,763rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,206thMost Income Equality: 19,706th
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Most Primitive: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 107th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Populations: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 277th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 372nd in the regionMost Extreme: 423rd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 585th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 601st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 770th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (Aeshmadeva Land has found 5 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, golden statues of Camels line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, glamping citizens won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.

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