The Protectorate of Aelhaeran is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chananya Raziel with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.72 billion noble Aelhaeranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sha'ar Chesed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient eternally Aelhaeranish economy, worth a remarkable 5,303 trillion New Israeli Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 299,279 New Israeli Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime is totally unknown. Aelhaeran's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is an Aelhaeranite religion.

Aelhaeran is ranked 4,222^nd in the world and 11^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 2,959.70643912 days.