The Armed Corporate States of Adrachia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor and CEO Alexandru Doines with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 11.487 billion Adrachians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anglia. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Adrachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,587 trillion ₿itcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 225,260 ₿itcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Adrachia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Adrachia is ranked 255,819^th in the world and 232^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 6.68 percentage of bribes refused.