Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,168thRudest Citizens: 8,189thLargest Retail Industry: 9,176th
The Brown and Tan Little Birdy of
Capitalist Paradise
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Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Admiral

Population6.832 billion

CapitalDuckburg
LeaderThe Fastest Little Sparrow Ever
FaithFreedom

CurrencyTrade Dollar
AnimalFreed Sparrow

The Brown and Tan Little Birdy of Admiral is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Fastest Little Sparrow Ever with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.832 billion Admiralians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The powerhouse Admiralian economy, worth 598 trillion Trade Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 87,595 Trade Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,080 per year while the poor average 22,770, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, and anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Admiral's national animal is the Freed Sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedom.

Admiral is ranked 9,176th in the world and 1st in Free Sparrow for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 12,387.28 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,168thRudest Citizens: 8,189thLargest Retail Industry: 9,176thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,275thTop
10%
Most Armed: 15,335thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,663rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,311thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,993rdMost Devout: 26,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,657th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Admiral was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Admiral proposed constructing embassies between Free Sparrow and DuckTales.
  • : Admiral proposed constructing embassies between Free Sparrow and Duck.
  • : Admiral proposed constructing embassies between Free Sparrow and Ancient Sparrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Admiral was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Admiral" at foreigners.

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