The Brown and Tan Little Birdy of Admiral is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Fastest Little Sparrow Ever with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.832 billion Admiralians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The powerhouse Admiralian economy, worth 598 trillion Trade Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 87,595 Trade Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,080 per year while the poor average 22,770, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, and anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Admiral's national animal is the Freed Sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedom.

Admiral is ranked 9,176^th in the world and 1^st in Free Sparrow for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 12,387.28 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.