The Democratic People's Republic of Admincohns Namerryaz is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Y'bavse Zhyamyutrkov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.804 billion Admincohns Namerryazanese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov-on-Don. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Admincohnian economy, worth 309 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,442 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Copyright laws have been abolished, the election for Y'bavse Zhyamyutrkov's office's janitor is heating up, the military has gone fission for more funding, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Admincohns Namerryaz's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Admincohns Namerryaz is ranked 35,861^st in the world and 29^th in European Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,368.15 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.