The Confederacy of Adka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Head of Adkan Confederacy with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.403 billion Adkans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Adkan City. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Adkan economy, worth 131 trillion Adk Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,929 Adk Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", and Head of Adkan Confederacy spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adka's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Adka is ranked 28,954^th in the world and 132^nd in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.38 bananas ingested per day.