The Constitutional Monarchy of Adalwulf is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.635 billion Adalwulfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adal. The average income tax rate is 78.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Adalwulfian economy, worth 267 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 163,324 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adalwulf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Adalwulf is ranked 10,517^th in the world and 33^rd in Conch Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 90.46 quips per hour.