The Federation of Acropylae is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Virron Vinebrook with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.636 billion Acropylaeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acropolis. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acropylaean economy, worth a remarkable 4,603 trillion Genesses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,877 Genesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Acropylae's national animal is the Deranged Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Acropylism.

Acropylae is ranked 257,166^th in the world and 7,295^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -26.85 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.