Most Patriotic: 5,861stMost Devout: 6,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,527th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Acropora

Population8.744 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Republic of Acropora is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.744 billion Acroporans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Acroporan economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,329 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acropora's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Acropora is ranked 56,149th in the world and 1st in acacia for Most Stationary, with 786.9740449474 days.

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Most Patriotic: 5,861stMost Devout: 6,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,710thLargest Mining Sector: 9,578thLowest Crime Rates: 11,097thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,243rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,173rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,245thMost Efficient Economies: 15,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,951stLargest Governments: 17,187thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,188thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,511thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,061stBest Weather: 22,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,440thHighest Economic Output: 24,833rdLargest Black Market: 24,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,543rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Acropora was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, prison is a nightmare.
  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Acropora, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.

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