Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,730thNudest: 7,783rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,040th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Absolute communism280

Population4.184 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalWolf

The Theocracy of Absolute communism280 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.184 billion Absolute communism280ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism280ian economy, worth 703 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,121 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism280's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism280 is ranked 112,218th in the world and 1,875th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 354.70655770988 days.

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5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,730thNudest: 7,783rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,040thMost Patriotic: 9,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,861stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,699thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,452ndTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 15,627thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,684thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,938thHighest Average Incomes: 16,499thHealthiest Citizens: 16,566thLargest Mining Sector: 17,612thMost Devout: 17,637thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,051stMost Authoritarian: 19,175thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,049thLargest Black Market: 21,363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,312thMost Efficient Economies: 22,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,093rdSmartest Citizens: 24,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,334thLargest Governments: 25,647thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,550th
Top
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 249th in the regionNudest: 364th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 752nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 778th in the regionMost Patriotic: 836th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 854th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 916th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 994th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absolute communism280 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism280, AC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.

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