Most Ignorant Citizens: 406thMost Primitive: 590thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 824th
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population10.615 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

CurrencyDinar
AnimalPoskok

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.615 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,774 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 630,665 per year while the poor average 23,911, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, An Empress's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and the people have taken "Hail an Empress" as an invitation to lob rocks. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Poskok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 15,035th in the world and 1st in Reality for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,435.52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 406thMost Primitive: 590thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 824thMost Influential: 843rdLargest Gambling Industry: 867thHighest Crime Rates: 1,038thMost Avoided: 1,166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,347thFattest Citizens: 1,914thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,117thLargest Retail Industry: 2,323rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,860thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,849thLargest Black Market: 4,420thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,813thLargest Mining Sector: 4,911thRudest Citizens: 4,942ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,186thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,429thNudest: 7,463rdMost Armed: 10,679thHighest Economic Output: 12,605thMost Secular: 13,028thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,035thHighest Average Incomes: 15,108thMost Patriotic: 20,685th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abject Ludicrosity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Abject Ludicrosity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Abject Ludicrosity's influence in Reality rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Abject Ludicrosity, the people have taken "Hail an Empress" as an invitation to lob rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Abject Ludicrosity, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Abject Ludicrosity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Abject Ludicrosity, An Empress's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Abject Ludicrosity, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Following new legislation in Abject Ludicrosity, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Abject Ludicrosity, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.

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