Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,031stMost Influential: 6,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,442nd
The Federal Republic of
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Abazovia

Population1.279 billion

CapitalСтоличная как водка
LeaderБогдан богом не дан так как мы атеисты

CurrencyЯблоки
AnimalГусь

The Federal Republic of Abazovia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Богдан богом не дан так как мы атеисты with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.279 billion Абазовияне are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Столичная как водка. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Абазовиянец economy, worth 172 trillion Яблокиs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 135,046 Яблокиs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political dissidents are cut off from essential services, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, it's said that Богдан богом не дан так как мы атеисты can turn every pleasure into a chore, and citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Богдан богом не дан так как мы атеисты is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abazovia's national animal is the Гусь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abazovia is ranked 25,205th in the world and 467th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.15 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,031stMost Influential: 6,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,442ndMost Secular: 9,175thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,190thMost Developed: 11,262ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,439thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,491stSmartest Citizens: 16,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,670thLargest Governments: 18,754thHighest Average Incomes: 19,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,691stMost Cultured: 21,222ndHighest Food Quality: 21,437thLowest Crime Rates: 21,835thMost Inclusive: 22,151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,397thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,399thMost Efficient Economies: 22,466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,112thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,767thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,129thHealthiest Citizens: 25,205th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 145th in the regionNudest: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 172nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abazovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Abazovia, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Богдан богом не дан так как мы атеисты is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
  • : Following new legislation in Abazovia, it's said that Богдан богом не дан так как мы атеисты can turn every pleasure into a chore.
  • : Following new legislation in Abazovia, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Abazovia, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Following new legislation in Abazovia, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers.
  • : Abazovia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Abazovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Abazovia, protestors are soaking piles of Яблокиs in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Abazovia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.

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