The Constitutional Monarchy of Aahtohallan is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.259 billion Aahtohallani enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lingonberg. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aahtohallani economy, worth 103 trillion kronors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,229 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aahtohallan's national animal is the reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aahtohallan is ranked 165,572^nd in the world and 221^st in Wintreath for Most Authoritarian, with 474.14 milliStalins.