Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 836thLargest Gambling Industry: 846th
The Supreme Garage of
Compulsory Consumerist State
1st in the phone book!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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AAAAAAAuto Repair

Population11.792 billion

CapitalGarage
LeaderSupreme Toolmaster
FaithConsumerism

CurrencyTool
AnimalToyota

The Supreme Garage of AAAAAAAuto Repair is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Toolmaster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.792 billion Mechanics are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garage. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient AAAAAAAuto Repairian economy, worth a remarkable 2,338 trillion Tools a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 198,325 Tools, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,696,671 per year while the poor average 4,012, a ratio of 422 to 1.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. AAAAAAAuto Repair's national animal is the Toyota, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

AAAAAAAuto Repair is ranked 14,786th in the world and 2nd in United Nations of Atlantic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,481.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
1%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 836thLargest Gambling Industry: 846thFattest Citizens: 873rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 883rdHighest Crime Rates: 915thMost Armed: 970thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,024thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,223rdMost Avoided: 1,272ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,698thLargest Retail Industry: 2,229thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,554thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,678thRudest Citizens: 4,310thNudest: 4,543rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,702ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,388thLargest Mining Sector: 5,748thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,792ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,875thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,115thHighest Average Incomes: 7,698thMost Secular: 7,761stHighest Economic Output: 8,038thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,823rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,196thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,654thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,481stLargest Insurance Industry: 19,365th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : AAAAAAAuto Repair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks.
  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in AAAAAAAuto Repair, the government prefers to leave the past buried.

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