The Supreme Garage of AAAAAAAuto Repair is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Toolmaster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.792 billion Mechanics are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garage. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient AAAAAAAuto Repairian economy, worth a remarkable 2,338 trillion Tools a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 198,325 Tools, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,696,671 per year while the poor average 4,012, a ratio of 422 to 1.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. AAAAAAAuto Repair's national animal is the Toyota, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

AAAAAAAuto Repair is ranked 14,786^th in the world and 2^nd in United Nations of Atlantic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,481.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.