Population | 3.803 billion |
Capital | New York City |
Leader | Tessa Thompson |
Faith | Belial - Lord of Deception |
Currency | Gold Dollar |
Animal | Vampire Eagle |
The Black Holy Dominion of A Share of JPMorgan Chase is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tessa Thompson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, prohibition of alcohol, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 3.803 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Share of JPMorgan Chasean economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,963 Gold Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, and rumor has it that Tessa Thompson has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Share of JPMorgan Chase's national animal is the Vampire Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Deception.
A Share of JPMorgan Chase is ranked 72,971st in the world and 8th in The Financial District of New York for Most Stationary, with 648.3819114242 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, rumor has it that Tessa Thompson has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Share of JPMorgan Chasean Embarrassments.
- : A Share of JPMorgan Chase was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, Tessa Thompson reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, builders across A Share of JPMorgan Chase are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of JPMorgan Chase, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.