Rudest Citizens: 928thMost Armed: 1,125thHighest Crime Rates: 1,175th
The Rogue Empire of
Anarchy
Trust the Plan
The Magnificent Eternal Emperor
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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A Past Time

Population2.273 billion

CapitalRadon City
LeaderThe Magnificent Eternal Emperor

Currencylitre of water
Animalbloody vulture

The Rogue Empire of A Past Time is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Magnificent Eternal Emperor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.273 billion Ancient Sons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radon City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Son of the Ancients economy, worth 274 trillion litres of water a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 120,963 litres of water, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 673,247 per year while the poor average 10,872, a ratio of 61.9 to 1.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Past Time's national animal is the bloody vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

A Past Time is ranked 2,643rd in the world and 4th in Thegye for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 25,198.27 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 928thMost Armed: 1,125thHighest Crime Rates: 1,175thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,513thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,921stMost Avoided: 2,046thLargest Retail Industry: 2,643rdTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,044thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,304thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,600thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,594thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,237thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,864thMost Devout: 12,326thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,931stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,366thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,083rdHighest Drug Use: 24,505thMost Politically Free: 24,542ndMost Influential: 25,130thHighest Average Incomes: 25,823rd
Top
5%
Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A Past Time was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in A Past Time, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in A Past Time, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : A Past Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : A Past Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : A Past Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : A Past Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : A Past Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : A Past Time was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : A Past Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.

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