Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,222ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,319thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,890th
The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of
Capitalist Paradise
Everything has its price...
Mr Happy
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / The Embassy's Complaints Office
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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A Goblinoid Merchant

Population10.258 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland
LeaderMr Happy
FaithCONSUM

CurrencyGOLD
AnimalGrasshopper

The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of A Goblinoid Merchant is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Happy with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.258 billion Goblinoid Merchants are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 5.1%.

The powerhouse Goblinoid economy, worth 849 trillion GOLDS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,844 GOLDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, the Grasshopper stadiums are open 24/7, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Goblinoid Merchant's national animal is the Grasshopper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is CONSUM.

A Goblinoid Merchant is ranked 30,973rd in the world and 2nd in The Embassy for Largest Populations, with 10.3 billion Capita.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,222ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,319thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,890thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,771stLargest Mining Sector: 11,716thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,724thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,274thFattest Citizens: 15,252ndLargest Retail Industry: 16,032ndHighest Drug Use: 17,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,816thMost Stationary: 19,855thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,371stHighest Economic Output: 22,343rd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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