Population | 3.673 billion |
Capital | Rick |
Leader | Rick Astley |
Currency | Rick |
Animal | Rick |
The Rick of A full commitments is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.673 billion full commitmentsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.
The frighteningly efficient full commitmentsian economy, worth 408 trillion Ricks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,301 Ricks, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is moderate. A full commitments's national animal is the Rick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
A full commitments is ranked 76,702nd in the world and 57th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.77576552992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in A full commitments, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : A full commitments was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in A full commitments, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
- : Following new legislation in A full commitments, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water.
- : Following new legislation in A full commitments, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in A full commitments, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
- : Following new legislation in A full commitments, economists claim no news is good news.
- : Following new legislation in A full commitments, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
- : Following new legislation in A full commitments, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
- : A full commitments was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".