The Dark Main Nation of Durmengrad Prime is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Visoraxus Holoratus Starkiller with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.038 billion denizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durmengrad. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Durmengradian economy, worth a remarkable 3,133 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,334 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Refugee camp conversions to The Update are increasingly common, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durmengrad Prime's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Update.

Durmengrad Prime is ranked 328,298^th in the world and 55^th in Fat beagle for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.