Population | 10.356 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Fiefdom of 90033 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.356 billion 90033ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 90033ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,464 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,983 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 90033's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
90033 is ranked 104,491st in the world and 1,989th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 409.2339047568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 90033, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, all beauty contests have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.