Highest Crime Rates: 7,506thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,911thMost Pro-Market: 13,680th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Falling stars make new worlds.
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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8707 Blossoms

Population581 million

Currencyflower
Animalcat

The Republic of 8707 Blossoms is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 581 million 8707 Blossomsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong 8707 Blossomsian economy, worth 23.5 trillion flowers a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,507 flowers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,660 per year while the poor average 4,332, a ratio of 47.9 to 1.

Former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 8707 Blossoms's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

8707 Blossoms is ranked 36,367th in the world and 1,418th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 77.2 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 7,506thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 11,911thMost Pro-Market: 13,680thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,075thLargest Retail Industry: 17,790thFattest Citizens: 18,192nd
Top
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Most Pro-Market: 208th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 337th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 498th in the regionFattest Citizens: 545th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 713th in the regionRudest Citizens: 780th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 861st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : 8707 Blossoms was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, the new one flower coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in 8707 Blossoms, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.

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