Population | 4.786 billion |
Capital | The Knee |
Leader | Eda |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | snail |
Animal | owl |
The Loving Couple of 4rt-F4n is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eda with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, aversion to nipples, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.786 billion 4rt-F4nians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Knee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.
The frighteningly efficient 4rt-F4nian economy, worth 462 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,570 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,851 per year while the poor average 19,004, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.
The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, art criticism in 4rt-F4n is scathingly destructive, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and vehicular homicide by 4rt-F4nian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4rt-F4n's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.
4rt-F4n is ranked 54,450th in the world and 14th in Northern Utopia for Most Stationary, with 808.91158646292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, vehicular homicide by 4rt-F4nian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, art criticism in 4rt-F4n is scathingly destructive.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of 4rt-F4nian sovereign territory.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, mass shootings have become the new normal.
- : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.