Most Devout: 15,666thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,720thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,784th
The Loving Couple of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Lumity
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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4rt-F4n

Population4.786 billion

CapitalThe Knee
LeaderEda
FaithCards

Currencysnail
Animalowl

The Loving Couple of 4rt-F4n is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eda with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, aversion to nipples, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.786 billion 4rt-F4nians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Knee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 4rt-F4nian economy, worth 462 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,570 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,851 per year while the poor average 19,004, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, art criticism in 4rt-F4n is scathingly destructive, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and vehicular homicide by 4rt-F4nian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4rt-F4n's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

4rt-F4n is ranked 54,450th in the world and 14th in Northern Utopia for Most Stationary, with 808.91158646292 days.

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Most Devout: 15,666thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,720thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,596thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,550thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,855thLargest Black Market: 25,944thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,006thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,641st
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, vehicular homicide by 4rt-F4nian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, art criticism in 4rt-F4n is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of 4rt-F4nian sovereign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, mass shootings have become the new normal.
  • : Following new legislation in 4rt-F4n, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.

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