Population | 5.961 billion |
Capital | City of Oblivion |
Leader | master of desaster |
Faith | gods dont exist |
Currency | soul |
Animal | demon thrall |
The Not holy red Republic of 1st level of hell is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by master of desaster with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.961 billion 1st level of hellians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Oblivion. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient 1st level of hellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 180,070 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1st level of hell's national animal is the demon thrall, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gods dont exist.
1st level of hell is ranked 66,553rd in the world and 16th in The Internationale for Most Stationary, with 722.3376279814 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
- : Following new legislation in 1st level of hell, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.