Population | 8.779 billion |
Capital | Shadowville |
Leader | Jay Myers |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Silver Certificate |
Animal | cat |
The Colony of 13 Atlantean Colonies is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jay Myers with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.779 billion Atlanteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shadowville. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Atlantean economy, worth a remarkable 2,660 trillion Silver Certificates a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 303,108 Silver Certificates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, third world countries are rich in "I Love Shadowville" t-shirts, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 13 Atlantean Colonies's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
13 Atlantean Colonies is ranked 50,859th in the world and 14th in Shadowville for Most Stationary, with 884.828947598 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, third world countries are rich in "I Love Shadowville" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, much of 13 Atlantean Colonies's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, Atlantean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Atlantean Colonies, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.