The Cards UwUtopia of 10KI Card Center is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Card Coop President Porflox with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.474 billion Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taco Island. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Islandic economy, worth 532 trillion Tacoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,305 Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Islandic officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 10KI Card Center's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tilapiaism.

10KI Card Center is ranked 232,539^th in the world and 36^th in 10KI Card Farm for Fattest Citizens, with 8.32 Obesity Rate.