Most Valuable International Artwork: 333rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,047thLargest Retail Industry: 6,673rd
The Cards UwUtopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Shelter from the Storm!
Card Coop President Porflox
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10KI Card Center

Population5.474 billion

CapitalTaco Island
LeaderCard Coop President Porflox


The Cards UwUtopia of 10KI Card Center is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Card Coop President Porflox with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.474 billion Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taco Island. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Islandic economy, worth 532 trillion Tacoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,305 Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Islandic officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 10KI Card Center's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tilapiaism.

10KI Card Center is ranked 232,539th in the world and 36th in 10KI Card Farm for Fattest Citizens, with 8.32 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 333rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,047thLargest Retail Industry: 6,673rdMost Secular: 7,641stLargest Black Market: 11,664thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,205thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,916thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,983rdLargest Insurance Industry: 16,900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,972ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,733rdMost Authoritarian: 19,830thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,965thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,903rdMost Beautiful Environments: 26,161stBest Weather: 27,503rd
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the region

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