Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,853rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,024th
The Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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1050491

Population5.741 billion

Currency131514525
Animal1951822112

The Colony of 1050491 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, soft-spoken computers, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.741 billion 1050491ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050491ian economy, worth 624 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,748 131514525s, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050491's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050491 is ranked 129,699th in the world and 490th in 105 for Most Stationary, with 256.1765374358 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,853rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,024thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,777thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,841stMost Patriotic: 14,813thTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,016thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,022ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,670thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,931stMost Efficient Economies: 27,567thMost Devout: 28,214thLowest Crime Rates: 29,273rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionMost Patriotic: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 98th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost Conservative: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 170th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 173rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : 1050491 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050491, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.

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