The Colony of 1050434 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.83 billion 1050434ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050434ian economy, worth 691 trillion 131514525s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,639 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050434's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050434 is ranked 32,174^th in the world and 70^th in 105 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.45 law-abiding acts per hour.