Population | 5.863 billion |
Currency | 131514525 |
Animal | 1951822112 |
The Colony of 1050305 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.863 billion 1050305ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient 1050305ian economy, worth 639 trillion 131514525s a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,019 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050305's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
1050305 is ranked 50,190th in the world and 241st in 105 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.12 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 1050305 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : 1050305 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in 1050305, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in 1050305, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in 1050305, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
- : Following new legislation in 1050305, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
- : Following new legislation in 1050305, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in 1050305, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in 1050305, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in 1050305, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.