The Colony of 1050013 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.235 billion 1050013ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The all-consuming 1050013ian economy, worth 182 trillion 131514525s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 81,706 131514525s, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, unwilling fathers wish they had looked for a late-night pharmacy, the tobacco industry has burnt out, and 1050013's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050013's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050013 is ranked 151,993^rd in the world and 297^th in Willow Farm for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.