The Join Lily of 1-Sweeze is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 7.632 billion 1-Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 1-Sweezean economy, worth 298 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,092 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1-Sweeze's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

1-Sweeze is ranked 117,444^th in the world and 1,149^th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,787.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.