AmEricAn Culture Vol. 2

AmEricAns enjoy multiple pastimes when they aren't hard at work in the book factories, fields, and cartoonishly large satellite dishes.

A year-round favorite of the younger crowd is studying for their year-end test, where they fill in fields of bubbles representing answers. Another common activity for youths is brooding in one's room, alone, listening to death rock and industrial rock. Teenagers have also been seen practicing psychic powers.

The older folks generally read books and look at paintings, being a snooty asshole to anybody who doesn't see the meaning in it. They also enjoy going to the hospital to get vaccines and medical procedures. A major thing most AmEricAns do is run along the Super Trail, a 4,000,000 mile long trail from the northernmost city Cecil Fantuul-Rattiganland to the small colony of Bomir Fantuulland located on Vork Island, passing through Willie Nelsonland 3 times. Hikers on the trail, referred to as heroes, travel the path completely nude, and they pick up all trash they find on the way. 1 in 5 people travelling the path with get lost and die. The government protects this tradition by giving heroes a 5000 Fink reward for their contribution to the culture, as well as a coupon for a free item that's usually under 5 Finks at Cecil's Food Grill, and a place on the Wall of Heroes to commemorate them forever, or at least as long as a polaroid lasts. Remember, if it says Cecil's, it'll make you say mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.