The Federal Republic of -Slovania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 535 million Slovanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pristina. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Slovanian economy, worth 27.9 trillion Kunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,121 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, -Slovania has designated Pristina as its capital city, the endangered saltwater humpback Brown Bear is only seen in captivity programs, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Slovania's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Slovania is ranked 188,057^th in the world and 7,059^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 64,933 Standard Monetary Units.