The Sichuan Opera Dancer of -Mian- is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mian with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.517 billion Mianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guan. The average income tax rate is 40.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion masks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,689 masks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps, commemoration of the Great Ambition War costs almost as much as the war itself, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. -Mian-'s national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

-Mian- is ranked 3,698^th in the world and 16^th in Ambition for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.09 law-abiding acts per hour.