Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,196thFattest Citizens: 6,772ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,127th
The Loving Couple of
Father Knows Best State
Shipping Fan.
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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-IShipIt-

Population6.041 billion

CapitalManhattan
LeaderLao Shi
FaithCards

Currencydollar
Animaldove

The Loving Couple of -IShipIt- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lao Shi with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.041 billion -IShipIt-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manhattan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient -IShipIt-ian economy, worth 757 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,325 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 360,356 per year while the poor average 34,639, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the -IShipIt-ian Space Agency, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -IShipIt-'s national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-IShipIt- is ranked 43,663rd in the world and 4th in The Democratika for Most Stationary, with 1,017.6520570356 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,196thFattest Citizens: 6,772ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,232ndNudest: 12,843rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,462ndLargest Black Market: 17,349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,141stLargest Retail Industry: 19,173rdMost Devout: 19,235thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,243rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,423rdLargest Mining Sector: 27,373rdMost Corrupt Governments: 27,434thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,673rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the -IShipIt-ian Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference.
  • : Following new legislation in -IShipIt-, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".

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