Population | 19.21 billion |
Capital | London |
Leader | Keir Starmer |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | pound |
Animal | lion |
The Constitutional Monarchy of --the United Kingdom is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Keir Starmer with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.21 billion Britons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 6,979 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 363,324 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime is totally unknown. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
--the United Kingdom is ranked 911th in the world and 5th in European Union for Most Cultured, scoring 385 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
- : --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, Keir Starmer's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.