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<HAPPENINGS><EVENT id="345836844">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090925</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@el_spana@@ voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal &quot;Privacy Protection Act&quot;".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836843">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090924</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@golan_ackees@@, one can walk from one side of Golan Ackees City to the other without setting foot on Golan Ackeesian soil.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836842">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090921</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_12@@, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836841">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090918</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@triflusia@@, economics is a shrinking field.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836840">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090916</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_12@@, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836839">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090916</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_12@@ was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836838">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090916</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@puppet1-791@@, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836837">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090915</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cawn@@, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836836">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090913</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@puppet1-791@@, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836835">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090912</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@insaleia@@, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836834">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090911</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_12@@, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836833">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090911</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@garbia_antink@@, ritual mummification is making a comeback.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836832">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090909</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@nuvo@@, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836831">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090907</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@jay-suezian_sklepp@@, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836830">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090907</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_12@@, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836829">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090905</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@poquaoi@@, Armadillo is one of the most popular forenames in Poquaoi.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836828">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090904</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@daboscansugme@@, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836827">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090904</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cawn@@, Richmë novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836826">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090903</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_12@@, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836825">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090903</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@equalityforeveryone@@, sleeping on the job is recommended.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836824">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090897</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@kazadschistan@@, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836823">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090892</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@motaialtefth@@, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836822">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090889</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@amearika@@ lodged <a href="/region=the_north_pacific/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62186286#p62186286">a message</a> on the %%the_north_pacific%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836821">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090887</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@bacrace@@, Falcon sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836820">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090887</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@new_karvia@@, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836819">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090886</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@land_norad@@, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836818">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090886</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@golan_ackees@@, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836817">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090884</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@the_socialistic_automatons@@, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836816">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090883</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@garbia_antink@@, Garbia Antink's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836815">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090883</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@chilos@@, nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836814">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090882</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@vilosia@@, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836813">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090882</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@american_reepublic@@, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836812">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090881</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@triflusia@@, descriptions of properties as &quot;a stone's throw from the city centre&quot; require a trebuchet to be true.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836811">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090878</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@rudia_junkeiskern@@, the government spends billions to protect Rudia Junkeiskern from a disaster that is one in a million.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836810">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090876</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@zuelistan_and_ruthanolia@@, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836809">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090873</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@blandic@@, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836808">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090873</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@blandic@@ was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836807">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090870</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@y0yleland@@, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836806">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090866</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@fendera@@, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836805">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090864</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@bacrace@@, organ donation is compulsory.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836804">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090864</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@aurogen@@, the government is a law unto itself.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836803">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090861</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@hanoto@@, sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Hanotoan schools.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836802">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090860</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ann_the_goat@@, major cities are suffering under water rationing.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836801">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090858</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@rudia_junkeiskern@@, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836800">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090858</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@land_norad@@, Land Noradians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836799">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090858</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@indesputatio@@, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Indesputatio's radio stations.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836798">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090855</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@poquaoi@@, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836797">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090854</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@mongolz@@, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector &quot;didn't like the color&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836796">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090853</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@bacrace@@, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836795">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090853</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cooperia@@, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836794">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090850</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@osoto@@, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836793">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090849</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tsadenia@@, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836792">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090847</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@blandic@@, Blandic's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836791">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090841</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@brendon@@, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836790">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090838</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@el_spana@@, moonshine has made a resurgence.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836789">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090837</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@rudia_junkeiskern@@, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836788">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090836</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cooperia@@, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836787">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090835</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@toolazyfornamingig@@, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836786">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090834</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@land_norad@@, refugees from other nations are flocking to Land Norad's border.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836785">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090832</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@misanthropa@@, foreign envoys that want to visit Misanthropa now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836784">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090832</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@osoto@@, senior professors are allowed to skip the wait at soup kitchens.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836783">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090831</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@motaialtefth@@, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836782">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090831</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@motaialtefth@@ was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836781">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090831</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@mouckland@@, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836780">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090831</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@kanluna@@, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836779">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090830</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@indesputatio@@, customs officials often double as wedding officiants.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836778">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090828</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@pgsomian_nature@@, gambling is outlawed.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836777">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090828</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@bacrace@@, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836776">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090828</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@bacrace@@ was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836775">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090827</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@blandic@@, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836774">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090827</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@ori0n@@ proposed constructing embassies between %%antisipation_refounded%% and %%city_of_brotherly_love%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836773">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090824</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@slovakist_republic@@, criminals are thrown to the Chamois to repay their debt to society.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836772">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090821</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cooperia@@, typing Emperor Cooper I's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836771">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090818</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_11@@, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836770">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090817</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@bel_lores@@, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836769">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090816</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@poquaoi@@, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836768">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090814</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@kunigsrrock@@ changed its national currency to "Luss Ïrth".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836767">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090814</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_11@@, wars of expansion are described as &quot;peacekeeping operations&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836766">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090813</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@bacrace@@ was founded in %%the_west_pacific%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836765">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090811</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@neo_lunatea@@, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836764">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090810</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@sovietsky_mapc@@ voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Brethren".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836763">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090810</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@rudia_junkeiskern@@, surveillance cameras are banned.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836762">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090810</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@new_karvia@@, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836761">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090810</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tsadenia@@, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836760">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090809</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_11@@, calling dibs is an unalienable right.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836759">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090809</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@blandic@@, wars of expansion are described as &quot;peacekeeping operations&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836758">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090806</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@docken_hos@@, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836757">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090805</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_11@@, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836756">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090803</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@el_caldron@@ lodged <a href="/region=the_north_pacific/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62186285#p62186285">a message</a> on the %%the_north_pacific%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836755">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090802</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@west_torino_mandate@@, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed &quot;Stay Pufts&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836754">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090802</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@eritria@@, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836753">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090802</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@ori0n@@ proposed constructing embassies between %%antisipation_refounded%% and %%terra_pro_redditu%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836752">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090801</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@erstavik_card_farm_deseret_11@@, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836751">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090799</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cooperia@@, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836750">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090798</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tsadenia@@, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqu&eacute; TV programme in Tsadenia.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836749">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090797</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@sovietsky_mapc@@ voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal &quot;Privacy Protection Act&quot;".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836748">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090797</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@vilosia@@, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836747">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090797</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@nahidwinya@@, choking on yays is a leading cause of death for wild animals.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836746">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090797</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@nahidwinya@@ was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="345836745">
<TIMESTAMP>1781090792</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@misanthropa@@, Harry Potter books are banned.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>
</HAPPENINGS>
</WORLD>
